PRESENTING
THE BEST
LAST MINUTE
CHRISTMAS GIFT
YOU COULD POSSIBLY
EVER STUMBLE UPON
EVER
THAT'S GONNA SAVE
YOUR
BOTTOM
& STOP YOU
BUYING SOCKS OR
BISCUITS FOR XMAS!
BUY NOW
& THERE'S
ENOUGH TIME TO
ARRIVE FOR XMAS
UNLIKE EVERY
OTHER PRODUCT AD YOU
CLICK ON FACEBOOK
WHICH OFFERS YOU
CHEAP CHINESE TAT
THAT TAKES
4 WEEKS TO ARRIVE!!
NO NO NO!
(HO HO HO!)
THESE
BEST
LAST MINUTE
CHRISTMAS GIFTS
ARE:
IN STOCK
IN THE UK
SENT SAME DAY
(Order before 1PM Monday-Saturday)
WILL ARRIVE FOR XMAS
& HAVE
1000's
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FROM PEOPLE
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LESS PAIN
MORE ENERGY
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THIS CAN HAVE A POSITIVE KNOCK ON EFFECT ON DAY TO DAY LIFE AND SPORT!
(BREATH)
SO YOU'VE GOTTEN
THIS FAR
(so you must be semi-interested?!)
WITH OUR
RATHER LONG
(& STRANGE)
WAY OF
LAYING OUT AN ADVERT
BUT HEY IT'S
NEARLY 2019
AND WE'RE
FEELING FESTIVELY
DIFFERENT!
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